Haiku Insult Journal

smell roommates panties

a brief hint of womanhood

forever chaffed penis

[quote=“Zong,post:32,topic:37082"”]

You think I’m asian

Lack of downforce makes me slow

White car with fart can

[/quote]

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/chino_sti/zongfailpail.jpg

JIM:

im clicking it and it does not do anything… failure again.

I am a failure
i enjoy the gayest team
they are the yankees

: X

also

i threaten people here
although i am on the internet
because I am badass

??

Ah none of the F-body guys are smart enough to burn me on this one :slight_smile:

[quote=“hondaride22,post:45,topic:37082"”]

I am a failure
i enjoy the gayest team
they are the yankees

: X

also

i threaten people here
although i am on the internet
because I am badass

??

[/quote]

i don’t know who you are but these are broad enough to be about 75% of the forum.

[quote=“FormulaLS1,post:46,topic:37082"”]

Ah none of the F-body guys are smart enough to burn me on this one :slight_smile:

[/quote]

LOL i was just telling adam that htis thread isn’t as big as it could be, we just need smarter posters. Don’t count on the night crew though.

[quote=“chino,post:47,topic:37082"”]

i don’t know who you are but these are broad enough to be about 75% of the forum.

[/quote]

LOL… ummm let me add another one…

j damon likes cock
he is wearing a funny hat
this user also likes cock

does that help?

[quote=“RobHimself,post:48,topic:37082"”]

LOL i was just telling adam that htis thread isn’t as big as it could be, we just need smarter posters. Don’t count on the night crew though.

[/quote]

lol yea. i’m assuming one of them will try something and it will backfire so magnificently that the whole day crew will be entertained for hours :wave:

I am a fat pig.
Baby your stang is soooo hawt.
I am so wasted.

Check our my new jeans.
Why don’t mens come in size 8?
silly poor people.

Check out my robot.
Is this Ron from Subaru?
Right turn into curb.

My car is so hot.
Too bad civics pull buses.
At least I’m shirtless.

Lost a lot of weight
Living in New York City
I am Hawiian

Jump in front of car
Posing for many photos
All up in your curbs

[quote=“StairSRT4,post:55,topic:37082"”]

Lost a lot of weight
Living in New York City
I am Hawiian

[/quote]

That was the worst inslut ever. This is about the same member

Large dome in small car
mario kart big head mode
should win at race wars

HAHAHA!!!

[quote=“RobHimself,post:57,topic:37082"”]

That was the worst inslut ever. This is about the same member

Large dome in small car
mario kart big head mode
should win at race wars

[/quote]

Nice save man.

[quote=“RobHimself,post:57,topic:37082"”]

That was the worst insult ever. This is about the same member

Large dome in small car
mario kart big head mode
should win at race wars

[/quote]

I’d rather say something nice…thanks :wink: