Haiku Insult Journal

[quote=“StairSRT4,post:60,topic:37082"”]

I’d rather say something nice…thanks :wink:

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i see that… You are a better person than I. But then again girls tend not to enjoy ball breaking as much as guys.

it clearly says insult in the thread title!

Completely missed point
This “Haiku Insult Journal”
Nice has no place here

:wink:

always the nice guy

he will never get ahead

never will get head

Sleepin’ with the girls
STD’s like Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all

I need a new car
maybe I should start a pole
should have kept the truck

My avatar rulez

I tell people it’s Sylar

It’s really Micah

<3

what the fuck … a POLE?
learn how to spell you moron
god damn fucking noobs

[quote=“sureshot007,post:66,topic:37082"”]

I need a new car
maybe I should start a pole
should have kept the truck

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maybe you should catch the irony.

[quote=“SkunkApe,post:67,topic:37082"”]

My avatar rulez

I tell people it’s Sylar

It’s really Micah

<3

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LOL

[quote=“badazzss,post:68,topic:37082"”]

what the fuck … a POLE?
learn how to spell you moron
god damn fucking noobs

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LOL.

Man, you really don’t know what you are talking about. You should probably exit this thread and wait for an f-bod drama thread to start up considering the required intelligence necessary to participate here is much higher than your level of intelligence

Tries to fly Lincoln
In the heat of the moment
Takes awesome nosedive

1st off, that response was not in haiku form.

i do not follow
don’t live and die on the board
sorry, it’s my bad

[quote=“sureshot!,post:71,topic:37082"”]

LOL.

Man, you really don’t know what you are talking about. You should probably exit this thread and wait for an f-bod drama thread to start up considering the required intelligence necessary to participate here is much higher than your level of intelligence

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[quote=“badazzss,post:73,topic:37082"”]

1st off, that response was not in haiku form.

i do not follow
don’t live and die on the board
sorry, it’s my bad

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sounds like you are the noob on this board brother.

just because you may have been around in 2003 does not mean you have a role in this society circa 2007

:slight_smile:

jk… because im trying to be a better person online

Internet tough guy
I would pull planes on your ass
Say it to my face.

How about…

It is mean and green
It will not ever run 8’s
P M P 4 Life

Mysterious man
Only dresses in white suit
They call him the Stig

I drive with sandals
and took a turn way too quick…
who put that tree there?

There he goes again
Dressed in pink I chase behind
Nigga stole my bike

I WILL RUN THE EIGHTS
ITS ONLY ONE DAY AWAY
SAFETY OVER PRIDE