Haiku Insult Journal

Bump goes Robhimself
He is bored at work today
I love the jailbait

I tell my band list
He seems to enjoy the bands
He gets mad at me

:frowning:

:frowning:

i say, el scorcho!

she says she wants to be next

to me. gutter slut.

year 1988
he was born in yellow car
now he denies age

banished yet again
rust E, wetworks, JDM
deadbeat superman

Loves the boxy hotness
If only they didn’t break
Not a DSM!

Rob - this one’s for you:

I am done drinking
what should I do with my pop
the window looks good

Hahaha


Soda everywhere
Wind indeed not too friendly
DrDos put to shame

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Rob - this one’s for you:

I am done drinking
what should I do with my pop
the window looks good

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lol

I’ve got the mad skillz,
Driving fast and furious…
That was not third gear

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ball park hot dogs rule
they so plump when you cook them
i drive clitaurus

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:rofl:

check out my saturn
not good for a movie star
white bird for the save!

racin then, biz now,
you wish you could be badazz
hood tosses for all

note: badazz is not referring to anyone in particular, moreso it’s a synonym for “sweet” or “not an idiot”