Four Word Story

Shaking her fists krazily

so i yelled at

that underage teenager waving

and then stole her

satchel of stolen micrometers

and was puzzled because

they were in fact

Fleshlights. So I accidentally

the whole thing and

gave them to children.

eat $hit and die

Once the fleshlight was

technologically sufficient to undergo

butt sex took place

Suddenly some jailbait showed

up and touched my

anus. ATM ensued vigorously

much to my dismay

my dirty sanchez attempt

dont touch me there!

not in the butt!

just the tip, please?