Thats not no burger
Mine:
2 Beef Patties
Bacon
Ketchup
Mustard
A little bit of Mayo
Hot Sauce
Lettuce
1 spoonful of relish
a few olives
Spanish Onions (Or white Onions if thats all they have)
Hot Peppers
Jalepenos
Spoonfull of gravy or chili (if they have it)
1 Tomato
3 Cucumbers or 2 pickles if no cucumbers