free funny voicemail messages?

i cant find any. i wanna put my phone up to the computer while its playing and record it but i cant seem to find any anymore. i used to see them everywhere.

hrm… then just use your own voice.

BUMP.

:clap:

Who the hell makes phone calls let alone leaves a voicemail?

I would always love an Archer style one. “Elaborate voicemail message”