Former Bucs’ pitcher’s wife gets candid with Howard Stern
Thursday, December 2, 2004
Anna Benson, wife of former Pirates pitcher Kris Benson, got Howard Stern pretty excited when she vowed on his show yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she’ll have sex with all his teammates, according to the New York Post.
“I told (Kris) – because that’s the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time – I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to screw everybody on your entire team – coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team.”
Stern, hotter than ever after a tirade about the FCC, didn’t let her off the hook.
“Mike Piazza just did a back flip,” Stern said. “Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?”
“If I’m lining them up,” Anna said, “I’ll (also) circle into other teams. Whatever team he’s playing, I will screw all them, too.”
This isn’t the first time the Bensons, now New Yorkers after Kris’ trade to the Mets, have had their sexual exploits in the news. Benson reiterated that for Stern when she said that she and Benson are so into each other, they’ve had sex in many of the stadiums where he’s pitched, including PNC Park and Three Rivers Stadium.
Anna Benson, a buxom brunette, proclaimed “Baseball’s Hottest Wife” by FHM magazine, proved that she’s not only not shy, she’s also dedicated to her man when Stern asked if she’d share him with another woman.
Anna replied, “You know, if that’s what he came to me and said that he needed, then that’s what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He’s a saint. … He took me out of hell” – a reference to her years on her own.
She also talked about her negotiating skills, telling Stern she takes credit for the negotiations for her husband’s most recent contract that guarantees him $22.5 million over three years, with an option for 2008 that would push the total pot to $29.5 million.“I helped with negotiations. … I went back and forth a lot with that. He didn’t even have anything to do with that. I did that deal. … I laid out a lot of the terms.”
