"Funny Convo on AIM Thread"

Thats about 25% of the convo. He later goes on to apologize for being a retard and cries that i’m not his friend anymore. What a homo.

I feel like that isnt the first time I’ve read that, post the rest of the story

Just outta curiosity, what mustang is running a 13.9 modded? He must of added the bad driver mod as well

its not that black terminator mustang is it?

I posted that convo on here a long ass time ago but since we now have a thread for it I decided to post again. It is a 2001-03, champaigne color. Aftermarket rims, catback exhaust. It is a GT with a Vortech supercharger and hes running .5 bar without any supporting mods because he has no idea how cars work. He’s queer. Oh, and just for you mustang guys, he has the limited edition one, it has a really nice black interior, leather with aluminum looking accents. Well a buddy of mine just told me hes ripping out the interior and replacing it with plated steel/aluminum sheeting because he thinks it looks tough…

I feel bad for the car and I really don’t like mustangs all that much…

Sounds like a 35th an maybe, but that would make it a 99Gt. Thats a pretty rare color, prob cause it doesnt look that great lol. Its probably a non intercooled vortec 7psi kit. You dont need many supporting mods other than the norms, inj, fp etc. You can safely run a 2V 4.6 on 10 psi. He should be running a hell of alot better than high 13s though :idiots

no definitly not the car I was thinking of, I dont think I’ve ever seen that color mustang

dude benny? :wtf
bennyrizz: [Offline IM sent 5h and 2m ago] dude you sign off and on one more time and ill fist your anus
Dizler628: lol
bennyrizz: ??
Dizler628: bennyrizz: [Offline IM sent 5h and 2m ago] dude you sign off and on one more time and ill fist your anus
bennyrizz: lol
bennyrizz: oh
bennyrizz: yeah
bennyrizz: goddamn it
Dizler628: y wat was wrong?
bennyrizz: idk you kept signing off and on lol
bennyrizz: i was like FUCK
Dizler628: did it bother you?
bennyrizz: a bit
Dizler628: why though?
bennyrizz: i had my sound on
Dizler628: ahh
Dizler628: is it still on?
bennyrizz: my sound?
bennyrizz: no
bennyrizz signed off at 4:04:52 PM.
bennyrizz signed on at 4:04:53 PM.
bennyrizz signed off at 4:04:57 PM.
bennyrizz signed on at 4:05:02 PM.
Dizler628: why did you do that?
bennyrizz: because i knew you were going to
Dizler628: no?

JustJaySwift: i havent eaten anything in like 2 days
Singh337: u think i would go to the gym with a fever
JustJaySwift: except rice and bananas
Singh337: fuck THAT
Singh337: yea i know
Singh337: RICE AND ABANNAASASNANS
Singh337: LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Singh337: sDVj,nASDJkfgas
JustJaySwift: haha
Singh337: f]

:confused

JWC67896 (1:26:53 AM): ok sterm
JWC67896 (1:26:55 AM): relax
JustJaySwift (1:26:55 AM): haha
JWC67896 (1:27:10 AM): RussianguyinUSA: you da man
RussianguyinUSA: then you can buy a miata
RussianguyinUSA: and be a real man
JWC67896 (1:27:17 AM): please tell vlad a miata is not manly
JWC67896 (1:27:36 AM): cause its not
JustJaySwift (1:27:37 AM): lmao
JWC67896 (1:28:16 AM): anyways
JWC67896 (1:28:21 AM): since its not manly at all
JustJaySwift (1:28:22 AM): yah its about time…
JustJaySwift (1:28:24 AM): forsome pasta!!!
JWC67896 (1:28:29 AM): wtf dude
JWC67896 (1:28:30 AM): seirously
JWC67896 (1:28:31 AM): stop eatting
JustJaySwift (1:28:32 AM): lmfao
JustJaySwift (1:28:33 AM): hahahaha
JWC67896 (1:28:34 AM): do you have a tape worm
JWC67896 (1:28:37 AM): go to the doctors
JustJaySwift (1:28:42 AM): i have like a tapeworm faimly.
JustJaySwift (1:28:46 AM): family
JustJaySwift (1:28:47 AM): even
JWC67896 (1:28:50 AM): pretty much
JWC67896 (1:28:51 AM): wtf dude
JustJaySwift (1:28:54 AM): yo i’m posting this convo on shift.
JustJaySwift (1:28:56 AM): for the record.
JWC67896 (1:28:58 AM): what one?
JustJaySwift (1:29:00 AM): atleast the part about vlad
JWC67896 (1:29:01 AM): the whole thing
JustJaySwift (1:29:02 AM): and the miata
JWC67896 (1:29:02 AM): haha
JustJaySwift (1:29:03 AM): and tapeworm
JWC67896 (1:29:15 AM): ok if i send yo usomehting will you listen to it
JustJaySwift (1:29:18 AM): cause the people need to know he secretly wants a miata.
JWC67896 (1:29:18 AM): and tell me it scuks
JWC67896 (1:29:23 AM): so you are like me cause i know how you are
JWC67896 (1:30:31 AM): and your just going to say it sucks to say it sucks
JWC67896 (1:30:46 AM): RussianguyinUSA: miata = pure sex mang
RussianguyinUSA: swifty puts out for men in miatas

:lol

RussianguyinUSA: alright, dibs on old, leftover sausage rolls lol
JWC67896: lol ill make one fresh just for you
JWC67896: i swear to god
JWC67896: ill be like vlads here
JWC67896: or text me
JWC67896: and ill cook one up just for you
JWC67896: with my own hands
RussianguyinUSA: i like em old and saggy
RussianguyinUSA: thought you knew
JWC67896: nah
RussianguyinUSA: you da man
RussianguyinUSA: then you can buy a miata
RussianguyinUSA: and be a real man
RussianguyinUSA: lol
JWC67896: no
JWC67896: no no no
RussianguyinUSA: yes
JWC67896: no its not
RussianguyinUSA: yes yes yes yes
JWC67896: and swift will tell you
RussianguyinUSA: miata = pure sex mang
RussianguyinUSA: swifty puts out for men in miatas
JWC67896: no way dude
RussianguyinUSA: yes way
JWC67896: no way dude
RussianguyinUSA: miata makes girls go anal
JWC67896: no way dude
JWC67896: girls laugh at dudes in miatas and like ok poor mans s2k
JWC67896: or in the s2k poor mans z3
JWC67896: then the z3 poor mans z4
JWC67896: then the z4 poor mans kompressor
JWC67896: then in the kompressor
JWC67896: poor mans fucking amg kompressor
RussianguyinUSA: lol
RussianguyinUSA: i’ll put s2k badges on miata haha
RussianguyinUSA: I can’t wait, fender flares and hardtop
JWC67896: wow dude
JWC67896: wtf
RussianguyinUSA: what
RussianguyinUSA: the badges i kid
RussianguyinUSA: the riveted fender flares i do not
RussianguyinUSA: lol
JWC67896: you will put those on your miata
JWC67896: like wtf
JWC67896: cant afford good body work do i did it myself
RussianguyinUSA: they look great
RussianguyinUSA: traction ftw
JWC67896: yeah maybe in like fucking my home town of korea
RussianguyinUSA: it’s the new track rat since the crx is gone
RussianguyinUSA: lol you will see
RussianguyinUSA: just trust me
RussianguyinUSA: shouldn’t you be alseep by now?
JWC67896: no im not 12

:crackup vlads made a funny

::slight_smile:

communists.

im still in aw about this convo

JustJaySwift went away at 1:41:11 AM.
JWC67896: wtf

Auto Response from JustJaySwift: food, sleep

JWC67896: stop fucking eatting
JWC67896: wtf
JWC67896: omg
JustJaySwift: lmfao
JWC67896: stop eatting
JWC67896: holy fuck

Auto Response from JustJaySwift: food, sleep

(9:44:02 PM) absolutstupidity: i love the red hot chili peppers
(9:44:23 PM) absolutstupidity: im watching a dvd rip of them live
(9:45:32 PM) SgtMike8: lol

(9:45:34 PM) SgtMike8: cool
(9:45:38 PM) SgtMike8: im watching xxx 2
(9:45:40 PM) SgtMike8: lol
(9:45:53 PM) absolutstupidity: like… the ice cube movie
(9:45:58 PM) SgtMike8: yea…
(9:46:04 PM) absolutstupidity: or is that the sequel to the original porn movie
(9:46:13 PM) SgtMike8: porn is probably better put together
(9:46:17 PM) SgtMike8: but not as much stuff blows up
(9:46:22 PM) absolutstupidity: well
(9:46:29 PM) absolutstupidity: depends on how many guys are in the scene :wink:
(9:46:36 PM) SgtMike8: o
(9:46:37 PM) SgtMike8: m
(9:46:39 PM) SgtMike8: g
(9:46:41 PM) SgtMike8: d
(9:46:41 PM) SgtMike8: i
(9:46:43 PM) SgtMike8: a
(9:46:44 PM) SgtMike8: f
(9:46:52 PM) absolutstupidity: i am lolling hard

i feel somehow responsible for the way you act sometimes mike… i really do. :haha

JustJaySwift (11:31:36 AM): that will be 4 hot girls
JustJaySwift (11:31:41 AM): :smiley:
SgtMike8 (11:31:50 AM): im riding up
SgtMike8 (11:31:53 AM): FO SHO@!$%!
SgtMike8 (11:32:00 AM): my girl is a beast
JustJaySwift (11:32:08 AM): haha
SgtMike8 (11:32:14 AM): I didn’t ride it to work today cuz it’s gonna rain…
SgtMike8 (11:32:22 AM): I chanced it on tuesday…50% and got lucky
JustJaySwift (11:32:24 AM): seriously tho
SgtMike8 (11:32:26 AM): today was 60%
JustJaySwift (11:32:29 AM): i could get ******* friend *****
JustJaySwift (11:32:32 AM): to ride on ur bike with you
JustJaySwift (11:32:33 AM): shes hot.
SgtMike8 (11:32:44 AM): I hopefully get my helmet on saturday
SgtMike8 (11:32:49 AM): according to my tracking number
SgtMike8 (11:33:07 AM): so I won’t look like a jackass wearing a blue helmet on my red/black bike
JustJaySwift (11:33:29 AM): haha
SgtMike8 (11:34:00 AM): Are we staying for the fireworks that night?
JustJaySwift (11:39:51 AM): um
JustJaySwift (11:39:53 AM): i duno hah
SgtMike8 (11:40:53 AM): o alright hah
SgtMike8 (11:41:14 AM): I would guess with that many people we are gonna leave sunday morning
SgtMike8 (11:41:21 AM): and not stay the night saturday
JustJaySwift (11:47:09 AM): no, well i get outa work at 11
JustJaySwift (11:47:12 AM): but can u sleep over
JustJaySwift (11:47:14 AM): and get my ass up
JustJaySwift (11:47:16 AM): sunday morning
JustJaySwift (11:47:19 AM): hah
SgtMike8 (11:47:33 AM): lol maybe…as long as it isn’t supposed to rain that night
JustJaySwift (11:47:51 AM): put yer bike in the garage… :confused
SgtMike8 (11:48:12 AM): yea
SgtMike8 (11:48:23 AM): forgot I could do that…after I said it
SgtMike8 (11:48:38 AM): thought about it
JustJaySwift (11:49:01 AM): haha
SgtMike8 (11:50:02 AM): bobbyt…ah what a clown
SgtMike8 (11:50:06 AM): seriously when I saw him
SgtMike8 (11:50:10 AM): I was like wtf
SgtMike8 (11:50:23 AM): because from the way he posts I half expected a kid with like down-syndrome
SgtMike8 (11:50:30 AM): but he looks pretty normal…
JustJaySwift (11:50:40 AM): hahah
JustJaySwift (11:50:44 AM): ROFL
JustJaySwift (11:51:08 AM): no blowout?
SgtMike8 (11:51:08 AM): oh dear
SgtMike8 (11:51:16 AM): that is going in the AIM convos isnt it
SgtMike8 (11:51:23 AM): no blowout no
JustJaySwift (11:51:32 AM): it’s already posted.
SgtMike8 (11:53:06 AM): where?
JustJaySwift (11:53:15 AM): ok i lied, i’m not that fast
JustJaySwift (11:53:18 AM): but i will get to it
SgtMike8 (11:53:29 AM): lol

:lol

Half of these aren’t even funny. :wtf

krazykaos137: i might make some puddin’
FreshE112B: i made some… in my undies earlier
krazykaos137: lolol
krazykaos137: tapioca?
FreshE112B: chocolate

EWWWW.