we got bored and started this at work…
man falls over from heart attack:
Marge: “quick someone perform CPR”
Homer: “i see a bad moon a rising, i see trouble on the range”
:wtf:
I can’t remember dialoge from any movies or tv.
but
MEOW!
Could you pass me that oar, N-word Jim…
Dad, what the blowhole for?
Well son, i can tell you what its not for, and then you’ll understand why we can never go to sea world again.
From what heritage is the last name Weed?
well, it wasnt originally Weed. When my family arrived at Ellis island, it was shortened from Bermudagrass.
You want some gum
-Sure
HAHA thats trick gum, now your addicted to heroine
-Hahaha … I’m cold
Oh yeah, I read a book about that once.
-Are you sure it was a book, Peter? Are you sure it wasn’t…nothing
No, go ahead and make dinner Lois, we’ll just throw it away, i dont want you to get rusty…
Will Diane show her breasts? She’s got the goods, but does she have the guts? Tune in at 11.
“we can’t pull over any farther, we are over as far as we can go”
close enough for you to get the point
Originally posted by flyinglow57
“we can’t pull over any farther, we are over as far as we can go”close enough for you to get the point
dood! you just ate like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and like thirty bucks worth of shrooms!
yeah, im gonna need that 130 bucks…whenever you get a chance…
a trunk full of pudding, i wanna stick my balls in it 
Originally posted by rookee
a trunk full of pudding, i wanna stick my balls in it
:blue:
i motherfucking LOVE The State!!!
“Two hundred”
“and forty dollars”
“worth of pudding.”
“aww yeah.”
Originally posted by rookee
a trunk full of pudding, i wanna stick my balls in it
“a jar of mayonaisse”
“i wanna…put it on my sandwich!”
“GASP!”
:wtf:
Originally posted by Darkstar
:wtf:
the state. MTV sketch comedy from 1993-1995. best sketch comedy show ever.
“Hey baby! Can i take a trip to your lower east side?..WHOA! Transvestite! …wait a minute, pre-op or post op?”
“pre-op”
“WHOA!”
Originally posted by michaelblanyer
the state. MTV sketch comedy from 1993-1995. best sketch comedy show ever.
hmmmmm… i remotely remember it…
How does everyone feel about Kids in the Hall?
Originally posted by Darkstar
hmmmmm… i remotely remember it…How does everyone feel about Kids in the Hall?
good stuff. almost as good as the state.
Reno 911 has some of the ppl from the State and it’s the same humor but witty… really funny
Originally posted by michaelblanyer
good stuff. almost as good as the state.
eh, im 50/50 in KITH. some of the sketches are hilarious, some are dumb as hell. Same as everything Lorne Michaels touches.
i thought this was " funny lines "
not Dull Central.:rolleyes:
Originally posted by Shaggy
i thought this was " funny lines "not Dull Central.:rolleyes:
Our sense of humor
you head 
