Paul B - I was just thinking the same thing!
This one got me.
yeah jeets… yeah jeets
My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying “YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS”.
I actually kinda believe this. Only because one of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter’s place one night and proceeded to go down on him. As she performed, Jeter put his hand on her head and said “Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets,” as she kept going. I believe it was a soft “yeah Jeets” as opposed to a screaming bumping “YEAH JEETS.” But it’s close enough. I never knew if it was true, but if someone unrelated has another “Yeah Jeets” story, it is gaining some validity to me.
Brees’ interview after the game…
The life of Juan,these are great vines.
not funny
I giggled at the last one
So loud!
^ I love civil justice
That dude got FUCKED UP. And probably rich from lawsuits.
lol… loss prevention, level 99
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I’m usually good at finding the back story to GIF’s but all I can find on this one is this:
Yea I would think he would most likely be able to sue for assault. While putting clothes in a bag is definitely sketchy as fuck,and he was most likely attempting to steal, I think he would need to actually leave the store first before he was stealing.
^The dude could have been stabbing somebody and stealing at the same time and probably still sue for getting punched.
You’re not seriously implying that he was going to possibly NOT steal here, are you? If so, this political correctness is out of control…