Gertrude did not want xmas cookies

He wanted sponge candy…
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sponge candy > cookies

:eyebrow:

Lol, goober.

Gertrude has a special place in my heart.

Gertrude is so picky.

Gertude is a fucking cunt and go right the fuck off.
I made her chistmas cookies and she will fucking like them.

END OF STORY.

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This is chuck the pig, circa 1952

Pig > *

Chuck > *