My buddy forwarded this to me today. Thought I’d share.
GHETTO SPELLIN’
Words:
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
…
This is Leroy’s homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
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Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
-
Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
-
Rectum - I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum
both. -
Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. -
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis. -
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “Man,
it look fake.”
He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel.” -
Undermine - There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the
apartment
undermine. -
Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, “How much?”
she
say “fortify.”
Furthering your education with Today’s Ebonic word…
Today’s word is: “OMELETTE”
Let us use it in a sentence.
“I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide.”
~PlEaSe PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~
