girl drivers.

From what Ive seen Asian and Guyanese women are by far the worst drivers.

Whoa whoa whoa, lets keep it on topic, where are ze pics?

:+1

yea pics or :ban

This thread blows.

yah, too bad shes taken

women can be good drivers.

you just have to beat it into them.

Use oranges in a pillow case…they don’t leave bruises

or push them down the stairs that can always look like an accident

from Urban dictionary—> Sock full of oranges

A sock, preferably a white, tube sock variety, filled with oranges. Two oranges are best, with a maximum of three per sock. The sock full of oranges is useful for beating someone because it will not leave a bruise. ;D

yeah I know my shit.

I dont fuck around when it comes to domestic violence

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2171350584_097962f79c.jpg

Hey no domestic abuse is necessary to make me do the dishes… the last time Joe tried he broke a $25 bowl from Pier One.

ofcourse! if you dont take it srsly, they dont take you srsly and then whats the point of beating them?

And i bet you think that was an “accident”.

nah you just say that to others or “i fell down some stairs” or “i walked into a door”

His story is that he used too much soap and it slipped out of his hand.
If the kitchen is the woman’s place, that’s fine with me.
At least I won’t have to replace my dinner ware every three months.

just to make sure were all clear a woman said this ;D

WE’re not stupid. When a woman gives us a job we dont want to do we break the shit involved in the job. I.e. dishes. Woman are control freaks about their house they dont want shit out of order so if you fuck something up its super easy to get them to just do it the right way themselves

I didn’t ask him to do the dishes, he willingly picked it up and broke it! :lol

werd! exact reason why I’m not allowed to do the dishes, vacuum, or laundry anymore.

:lol

I have noooo problem doing the girly work, but I’ll find plenty of manly work for him to do.

like painting ur toes?

Raking, shoveling, mowing the lawn, moving heavy furnature, etc… etc…