Meant to be tongue-in-cheek; Not intended to offend any female who visit this forum.
Yeah, all two of you. :rofl
Girl’s Automotive Dictionary
H.I.D: A deadly disease.
Understeer: Something you wear under your clothes.
Oversteer: Something you wear over understeer.
Counter Steer: When you purposely wear the understeer on the outside.
Cold Air Intake: Breathing outside during winter.
Timing Belt: A very up-to-date fashion belt.
Direct injection: “No thanks, I am not on the pill.”
Toe in: The way you stand when you need to pee.
Toe out: the way you sit when you are peeing.
Spoiler: A plot of a movie you haven’t seen
FMIC: A brand like DKNY.
Coil Over Spring: A park in Colorado.
Cam Profile: The way you look while on camera.
E.C.U: East Carolina University.
Oil Pan: The lower pan inside an oven.
Manifold: A lot of folding.
Caster: The guy who interview you for a movie role.
Camber: Camping equipment.
Negative Camber: When you don’t have any camping equipment.
G-Circle: The area around your g-spot.
Heel & Toe: A ballroom dancing move.
Supercharger: Someone who uses their creditcards a lot.
Carburetor: The host at a cabaret club.
Drive-by-wire: Wire transfer money at a bank’s drive-in counter.
Trail Brake: Taking a break while on a trail.
W.O.T: A slang for “Woman On Top”.
Sprocket: Captain Kirk’s sidekick.
Hub Centric: Someone who schedule everything around her husband’s schedule.
Port & Polish: Getting your nails done during a cruise.
Bottom Out: Exposing your panty while wearing a mini skirt.
Normally Aspirated: When you breath normally.
Non-Synchronous Transmission: The delay during a long distance phone call.
Transaxle: A man who lives his life as a woman.
Canards: A French pastry.
Wheel Hop: A type of workout.
L.S.D: A popular drug in the 60’s.
Firing Sequence: The order of firing your employees.
A-Arm: The arm of your dominant hand.