A small zoo in Arkansas received a very rare species
of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a
female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the vet determined the problem.
The gorilla was in season To make matters worse,
there was no male gorilla available to take care of
the situation.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought
of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee
had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper
thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition: Would he be willing
to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would
have to think the matter over carefully. The
following day, he announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under four conditions.
- “First”, Bobby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her
on the lips.” The Keeper quickly agreed to thi s
condition. - “Second”, he said, “You can’t never tell no one
about this.” The Keeper again readily agreed to this
condition. - “Third”, Bobby Lee said, “I want all the chil’run
raised Southern Baptist.” Once again, the Keeper
agreed - “And last of all”, Bobby Lee stated, “You gotta
give me another week to come up with the $500.00.”