:lol SICK
dwi sweeps all night :ohnoes
if i go out, ive got a carton of eggs on my front seat with a few missing. but in a bag on the floor im gonn have some cookie mix, oil,and other baking ingredients… play some games with the coppers if i get pulled over :lol
:confused
just want to waste a cops time. why do you have eggs? to bake with . are you throwing them? no im going to bake some cookies man. dont lie me… look in the bag, heres my ingredients.
:crackup :lol i get it now…thats great
lol, thats awesome but i dont know how funny the cop will think is it 
well if i get pulled over, ill let you know… honestly im not a kid, so if a cop thinks im out egging, hes an idiot.
…but you are…
yea i know, but if you play stupid games you win stupid prizes
My buddy that has a chicken farm had a bunch of empty egg cartons (still folded up and in the package they come in) in his truck last year b/c he sells eggs, well the one night around halloween some group of black kids hit his truck with an egg and then hit it with a baseball bat as they were stoped at a light. Well the cops came and they accused my buddy of throwing eggs around and at the group of black kids and deserved it .
hahahahahaha :crackup
Wow that blows
Looks like Im getting mandated to work!.. F my life!
im not worried about it. at all.
Im gonna carry some cookie mix, cooking oil, etc. too :rofl
whos goin downtown tonight?? ill prolly be down there causin some trouble if anyone wants tp meet up :lol
muaahaha nice 1
WOW, tonight was amazing! Made out with some hot ass chick all night, went to a sick party and downtown. Only one thing could have made it better… :giggedy
I got booted from the bar for no apparent reason…the bouncer walked up and told me i had to leave mid conversation with my buddy. I was pretty confused on what had happened
he obviously knows you then hahaha