He must have :ninja
Went to a bunch of house parties downtown lastnight. What a shitshow…
took a party bus with a shit load of friends down to jillians…got fucking obliterated and im paying for it today :headbang
haha, where did you go? we started out at 54x washington then down to quail street right near that pizza place. excellent time, even though it was nuts.
take some midol man. seriously, it helps.
been drinking water up the ass and advil lol.
:rofl
last night… :mwahaha…tonight…pay backs a bitch :banana
I was downtown for 20 minutes. It was way too packed so I left.
We goin tonight again for sure?
Its called an Enema… and a suppository…not Advil, will help . 
Holy fuck what a shitshow last night at Siena… literally hundreds of drunk kids (mostly girls :giggedy) wandering around the road where the taxis pick people up… I was on the bike and I had girls flashing me and all kinds of shit. Got a few numbers even :rofl How awesome.
Also was talking with security, said 2 kids so far got taken away in ambulances because they drank too much… and that was only at 10:00 at night :rofl
Don’t remember much after that but it was a good time fo sho. :nod
:lol
i didnt make it to siena this weekend, i might go next weekend and meet up with this girl i know. :giggedy
Dude go… I just got back from there… drunk
random girl I don’t even KNOW… i introduced myself, she goes come back to my room i have a futon for you anytime :giggedy Fuck yeah buddy.
Why no her bed? :giggedy
twin size bed ftl
queen size futon ftmfw. :nod
went to Buffalo (UB) had a fantastic time. friday night went to some huge house party. took the shuttle to south campus then walked another 2 miles to the ghetto where some lil black kid runs up and smacks the ass of one of the chicks i was with. me being the alpha i am, run after his lil ass, grab him and realize he is only like 10. so i made him shit his pants then let him go.
went to the party, almost fucked up some French dude that would not stop toching me, telling me he is french and thats how they do in france. so im like listen mother fucker, either u stop toching me or im going to shank u with a broken beer bottle to the face!
kegs all ran out, walked home with 2 bitches around my arms. then the one gets a call from the ex and starts fighting so i was narrowed down to one. so we get on the shuttle around 2am back to north campus. get almost where we were going and the chick i was talking to had to pee so bad she just got off in the middle of the campus, no where near where we needed to get off, so i went with her so she wouldnt be alone while the rest of my crew was still on the bus. so we both pee in the middle of campus while people are around like at the library studding and shit. then we start our long ass walk home. ugh, im fine but she had on high heels and her feet were killing her. so me not from buffalo not really know where im going trust her to lead us in the right direction… nope! dont ever trust women let alone a sexy drunk one dressed in a mouse custome. we walk about a 1/2 mile in the wrong direction until we realize this is wrong. so finally she calls her lil sister to come pick us up.
get back to the town house, thinking we are going to drink some more and get to know each other better (uknowwhatimsayin???), her friend was there who was the one talking with the ex. well i was totally COCK BLOCKED!!! damn her!
on sat we went into canada to a casino. first time at a casino and i must say a few things i observed…
- if u dont have at least $50 dont bother
- so many old people
- so many old people that smelled like shit!
- so many old people that smelled like shit and would not get the fuck up so others could play!
- niagra falls is the most romantic place i have ever seen. (NO HOMO)
- i went there with $20, came out with $50! i win!
then sat night went to a small wack ass party. stay for bout 1.5 hours then bounced because i was about to knock this one mother fucker out. went back to the house and drank lil more.
that concludes my trip to buffalo. i would rate it a 8.5-10. 8.5 because i didnt get any na na. 
Stop raging
SHUTTHEFUCKUP!