deebo
March 16, 2009, 10:10am
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cougarspeed:
I typically just look someone in the eyes and give them a solid punch in the face. It immediately establishes myself as the alpha in the situation and avoids any further possible power struggle. Then when I get home at night I masturbate in front of a full length mirror to how amazing I am.
But really i go for a firm handshake but the grip crushers are such a joke(compensating for ???) and people who don’t look you in the eye and give dead fish are likely pansys that you can walk all over.
do you use your right hand to masterbate with and do not wash in order leave a residue that will then transfer to whoever you are shaking to prove your manlyness