YOU ARE FUCKING OLD!!!
AND YOUR SISTER IN LAW IS HOT!
happy birthday
Happy Birthday! Can you get the leash off for a celebration?
:bigtup:
happy birthday bikerfry
free shots and Genny pounders for Fry today at electric.
Happy Birthday!!
LOL 28. FML. If I want to have a quarter life crisis I’d have to live to 112 for it to be valid. And forget my sister in law. You’re not her type. She’s only into shitty dudes. She dumped her last guy because he was Indian descent and afraid to tell his mommy that he was dating a non-Hindu white chick. :roflpicard: The one before that didn’t dump her but moved back to Germany anyway. The one before that…
How about Friday?
Happy birthday
Fuck.
ZOMG HAPPY EFFIN BIRTHDAY FRY, YOU DIRTY OLD D-BAG!
:bday:
Happy bday dude bro!
You’re the lucky guy to have his birthday fall on Mardi Gras…lol
Friday works for me. Also I am really good at being a shitty dude if the situation calls for it.
1/3 life crisis? 84 is pretty reasonable these days
Happy b-day. May you sit in training for a week to help cope with the
week long hangover.
28 is F’ing old… You should start hanging out at caputi’s
Although we could probably go out and see titties tonight…
lol I drink like an old man. Give me a hole in the wall and a Genny Light and I’m a happy man. Throw in some warm weather and a patio to smoke a stogie and all the better.
Happy birthday!
Unless you want to come over and help drink and paint my basement, tonight is out for me. I’m being a good little homeowner 
Birthday