http://hedburgh.com/quoter.php
If if you don’t know, now you know…
Fucking awesome
+1309481209438120938 Karma for you. Seriously.
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lol the first quote i got was the appliance naming institute and the button says refresher instead of refresh…when i heard he died i thought it was just a bad joke cause of when it happen (april 1st)
king of the one liner.
escalators never break, they just temporarily become stairs
would you like a frozen bannana?..no but ide like a warm bannana later.
Bananas are the opposite of traffic lights. with a traffic light yellow means go and green means wait. with a banana green means wait and yellow means go. a red traffic light means stop, but a red banana means “where the fuck did you get that banana”
lol yea i fucked up. i was just trying to remember those, they werent written anywhere
although i noticed a few mistypings on that site that f’ed up the joke (like made it not make sense)
haha i was gonna put that one down, but i would have fucked up the wording too so i just went with the easy bannana one isnstead.
“2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That’s why 2 was created. If it were 2-in-1 it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and shit…”
" If you wanna talk to me after the show…ill be fuckin amazed."