Hilarious e-mail I just got

Happy Day Partner

Please Partner accept my apology’’ Hope this mail will fine you an
excellent condition of health with your family. I’m happy to inform you
about my successful in getting those funds transferred or diverted under
the co- operation of a new partner From Paraguay as i cannot wait any
longer. Presently I’m in South Korea for investment projects with my own
share of the total sum.

Meanwhile I didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist in
transferring these funds despite that it failed us some how because of your
lack wisdom. Now contact my new secretary in Nigeria her name is Mrs.
Elizabeth Chex and her E-mail address is
Name:Mrs Elizabeth Chex
Email:
<b>elizachex90@yahoo.com</b>
Tel: 234-703-383-2255

Ask her to direct you how to get the total US$2, 000,000 which I
deposited as a cheque as your compensation for all your past efforts and
attempts to assist me in this matter.The cheque where issued as a
Christians (Jehovahwittiness sponsors Organization’s) with all the free
clearance and cashable a documents attached with the directions to avoid
any quire by any authority or the international bank of your choice
worldwide when cashing.

I appreciat your efforts at that time very much and I am God fairing man I
promised my God that I will not let any fellow sit on some body sweat as
well as God has made it possible for me. So feel free and get in touch with
Mrs Elizabeth Chex to direct you very well.

Don’t bordered or worry your self by contacting the office to avoid
charging you for illegal claims or double transaction or trace your
information for arrest as I have already used a upper connection to move
and diverted this fund with your information’s.

Thanks Once more, as I cannot afford to lose this fund. I am very sorry,
as there is nothing I can do than this and I want you to share this joy with
me since your information made this to come through but Do to lack of
finance and wisdom.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the
joy after all the sufferings at that time.I’m very busy here because of the
investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand,
finally, remember that I had forwarded the Instructions to Mrs Elizabeth
Chex on your behalf to receive the money you are free to get in touch
with Mrs Elizabeth Chex and arrange with her on how to get your cheque
without no delay.

It will take me a while before I can reach Africa or get in touch with you
again, and our office is now closed and relocated in my guesthouse to
avoid trace.

Best Regards,
Mr/Mrs. Peters Williams.

Seems 100% legit to me.

yeah so legit I get these in my email every friggen day…

ps- it drives me nuts that you post above the quote

Why is that?

Who is still falling for these that there are people still taking the time to write them

yes people are still writing them and just because, I just got one just now so here it is:

GET BACK SOON

The need to get a foreigner

I am Jude Nil, Head of Internal Audit Banque Commerciale Du Ghana, working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire African region. An investor (name with-held) died without naming any next of
kin to his fund in my bank.

The amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Ghana demands that i should notify the fiscal authorities after three years.

The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand in as the next of kin to the deceased.

These funds will be approved and released in your favor as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord. I have all the legal and banking details of the deceased client that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you. I am
prepared to compensate you with a 30% share of the total funds for your efforts. The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me immediately whether or not you are interested in this proposal.

If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal. But where you are interested, contact me only through my private email;judenil@live.com
Thank you,
Mr.Jude Nil.

American Population in general isn’t very bright and people are cashing in on this every single day.

Examples:

Internet Scams
Infomercials
State Lottery/Scratch Offs

awww man and I want to win the lottery dammit

Everybody wants to, but it’s irrational, illogical and hypocritical to play.

Damnit i am King Hypocrite only because when that shit hits over 12mill I play 1.00 but not all the time DOLLAR AND A DREAM BABY !!! but I do know what you are saying sometimes its just a conversation topic and I think you know what I am saying, that shit hits 100 mill you and your friends talking about if I won that shit blah blah blah oh well sometimes the conversation piece is worth the dollar

I get alot of penis enlargement emails.

maybe its a sign :rofl

…I am still laughin over here but I hope you know I am joking with ya, you just left it wide open

As long as I can pee without dribbling on my balls Im ok.

The reason for the long pause was a phone call I had to step out for- Nextel reception sucks in the house.

brb gotta piss. Where’s my tweasers?

Why does it have to reach a certain amount for you to play? At minimum it’s about 10 million, which is quite a good return from a dollar?

You can live happily with one million net left over.

I could go on all day. Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

It’s a crime to let a sucker keep his money.

why does it have to be a certain amount before I play well lets just say because I know f I win, It will not just be for me, it will be for my family and a HUGE chunk would disappear til retirement and of course I would donate a HUGE chunk of it to start making bigger things happen. Like my mommadukes has always said you have to lead by example.

when i get those email i always reply “use this email to paypal me the money and maybe we’ll talk” then mark them as spam.