Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged

Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged

Great!

What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring? You cry. You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast. Take notes ladies. This is how it’s done. If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man. Man I love Hillary Duff. Just such a sneaky little freakshow. It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?

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epic

well played sir…

what the fuck, are people standing outside her house taking pictures?

they are called paparazzi, thats their job

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Million dollar blow job

this made me lol real loud.

why? its true lol

no. i know it’s true. but that he had to ask who was taking pics. and your answer was exactly what i would have said.

o, good, we are on the same page

I want to know what kind of camera they used!?! Kinda looks like they got the shots through tinted windows somehow.

They are shooting through a semi opaque balcony screen. The reason stuff looks “off” is photoshop cleaning up the image due to low light and so you can see “detail”.

that is fucking awesome

^ It’s a clear glass fence on a balcony, probably a polarized filter to reduce reflections.

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Ahh I see! That makes sense!

wow. I hope there is a leaked honeymoon video soon.