Homeless guy finds credit card on ground, does he buy food? Clothes? Booze?

NOPE!

The “blessing from God” as he called it, was used to buy a FUCKING PEDICURE.

Jonah Lee Troutman told Volusia County deputy sheriffs he thought it was “a blessing from God” when he was walking along and spotted a credit card on the ground.

He didn’t look for food. Booze wasn’t on his mind. No time to shop for clothing.

Troutman, 27, headed to Nancy’s Nails at 2955 Enterprise Road in DeBary and asked for a pedicure.

But when the owner of the business ran the credit card, it was declined. Twice.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-crook-gets-pedicure-20111212,0,3808083.story

I don’t want to live in this world anymore.

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He wasn’t homeless, he was just #occupying the street.

Troutman told deputies he was homeless.

But not for long.

Deputies arranged for accommodations at the Volusia County Branch Jail, where he faces charges of petty theft and illegal use of a credit card.

haha

He will be the hot item in jail with his nails all pretty.

Have you seen what homeless people’s feet look like??? Pedicure sounds like a logical purchase to me…:rofl

http://i.imgur.com/m0l7l.jpg

lolz