NOPE!
The “blessing from God” as he called it, was used to buy a FUCKING PEDICURE.
Jonah Lee Troutman told Volusia County deputy sheriffs he thought it was “a blessing from God” when he was walking along and spotted a credit card on the ground.
He didn’t look for food. Booze wasn’t on his mind. No time to shop for clothing.
Troutman, 27, headed to Nancy’s Nails at 2955 Enterprise Road in DeBary and asked for a pedicure.
But when the owner of the business ran the credit card, it was declined. Twice.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-crook-gets-pedicure-20111212,0,3808083.story
I don’t want to live in this world anymore.