Hook line and sinker.... Shoot him in the forehead and save us the money.

I think it’s funny that you wrote this right after you were decrying DWI laws. I agree, that it’s fucked up how convoluted our laws are also. I think DWI is the most black and white thing going. You drink, and then drive, you suffer the consequences. DWI lawyers, DUI, DWAI, All Bullshit. GTFOutta here with that shit.

If you don’t live within walking distance of a bar, either drink at home, or pay for a cab.