How is everyone's 401k doing?

I can agree more with some of the things you are saying here. The market is never a science. It is obviously a game where you have to hope that you are getting in on the ground floor, but right now is definitely not the time to be getting in.

Near future will be a good time to buy, but in terms of long term retirement investments, “near future” can be a year or two away.

And really, unless someone is rocking a series 7, there is really no way for you to even be remotely accurate in guessing where this market is going to go. I’ve been getting ready for my 6 and 63 (because work is slow and I need something to do, haha) and they shouldn’t be bad, but fuck that 7. It would take a year of studying to take it. I’ll just go back to school thank you very much.