Fixed
i rarely ever hold back. if you don’t like it too bad. unless i’m in a professional atmosphere of somekind other then my normal office space of course.
about 20 mins.
About the 3rd stroke or 5th slurp.
I’m the first girlfriend my boyfriend has farted in front of. I feel honored. And yet, I don’t, because his farts smell so disgusting it makes me want to vomit.
I don’t fart. That’s gross.
Is that some sort of shitty Dunkirk pickup line?
“girl, you’re the first girl I farted in front of…”
awww…how romantic.
hahah agreed to the first part
Ew. I wouldn’t date a dirty dunkirk boy. We just happened to move here because it was a great deal. And now I realize it wasn’t such a great deal. But it’s minutes away from school, and closer to my job than Blasdell was. I think we’re going to move to Versailles next.