Today this lady in her late 40’s came into my place of employment, and let one RIP. She was standing at the ATM, no one else was in the store, and out comes this terribly loud fart. She nonchalantly said “Excuse me.”, and walked into the bathroom. My co-worker and I just stared at eachother in amazement. Then she walked out like nothing happend.
I wasn’t sure if I should have laughed, or shook her hand. Like, did she seriously just blow a bomb out of her big ass, and think it was nothing?
It’s funny when someone accidentally rips a loud one in a quiet college classroom, because it proves that farts are almost as funny as they were in the 4th grade.
fuuuck yea…i have no problem tearing ass in a public place
its not like that broad pulled her pants down and layed a huge steaming pile of feces on the floor and used her hand as toilet paper…its a fart… i woulda clapped if i were in your place
lol I loved some of the stadium seating at UB. one of my undergrad pastimes included letting one seep out of my shorts and right into the back of a L.I. slut’s hair. ahh, college.
i find it kind of odd when old men find it necessary to tear ass at the urinal. i mean come on, if you have to shit, the toilet is the closest you can get without using it, go fucking shit in there!
The other day in class, I accidentally farted, and it wasn’t quiet. I was as surprised as everyone else. And then I pointed at a fat asian kid sitting in front of me, and everyone fell for it.