You may be wondering what the hell this means. Yesterday i was in a bathroom at IHOP peeing at a urinal minding my own business then a mentally retarded guy comes up next to me and drops his pants (no i didnt look i heard the belt and pants drop.) Then it slips. I have just farted.This mentally retarded guy yelled at me “you son of a bitch” To calm himself down he starts dancing and singing " Teeny weenie fettuccine. Teeny weenie fettuccine." over and over again. For my safety i got the hell out of there. So i go back to the table and tell turbofreak what just happened and pop comes spewing out of his nose all over the table.
What odd people have you met in your public bathroom expeditions?
My boss always seems to walk in when im pissing. If its not weird enough taking a leak next to your boss almost every day, he always finds the need to make eye contact through our awkward “bathroom talk.” I cant bring myself to look back at him which makes it even more awkward…
ahhh i hate that.
people who talk like that all the time.
Or go in to a bathroom stall and sound like they’re shitting their large intestine out of their ass, and then start gabbing away on the phone.
Or people who walk by you, and say oh hey!! how’s it going? then walk in to a stall and carry on the conversation while you’re at the urinal and they’re in the stall.
Or you walk in and they see you, and say heyyy!! then you go in the stall to take a dump, then they continue to pee at the urinal and talk to you.
By the way.
since this thread is already about poop.
Say you take a dump in a toilet, right? and then water splashes up on your ass. Can you get a STD From that? lol.
Like, say it may go in your asshole or something. I know the odds of it happening are slim, but they’re still a chance.
Cause I tend to take big dumps sometimes, and i get splashed and then i feel so nasty afterwards… especially when I think about all the people I see use the restrooms… or the condition they leave them in.
(btw, STDs from toilet seats are irrelevant since I use the “hover” method, even when I’m at home… just a habit, I can’t poop the normal way of sitting on a seat plus seats are cold as fuck)