Farting in Public?

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I do it all the time…Josh don’t give a fuck.

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i love cropdusting an aisle, then going to the next and watching peoples reactions

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:lol:

cropdusting, classic.

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I cropdusted an aisle in wegmans and chased out some paki guy looking at vitamins hahaha.

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I smoked out all of the flat benches at my gym once. Guys were going off about how they used to work with sewage and never smelled anything that bad. People were tearing up. I was embarassed so I just kept benching like nothing had happened.

Fucking peanut butter is evil…

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:bigclap:

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hahaha yea like when they let one out every step they take when walking, cracks me up every time

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I have no shame when it comes to farting in public. It’s also funny to rip a loud one when I’m walking in a group of people. Then passers-by don’t know who in the group did it and everyone gets embarrassed.

Then there is the 'ol crowded elevator gag. A classic, that one is.

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Protein farts are the worst.

That being said, I believe in proper etiquette and manners, and never fart publicly. Very rarely in front of friends, never in front of GF either. I’ll let them rip when I’m home alone though. hehe.

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ive farted 3 times while reading this thread in my office.

i fart in front of my girlfriend and she farts around me. who cares.

i personally am more against shitting in public than i am ripping ass

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Depends on the scenario.

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I actually just did this a little while ago, at the bank. It was a pretty alright one, made a few heads go sideways and look in my direction… hahaha

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thats funny becuase I work in a plumbing dept. and when I let one go I literally clear out my entire shop. My boss said I should jump in sewage to make my rancid ass smell better lmfao. (when I rip one, not generaly speaking…I do shower daily) lol.

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apparently no one here has met Gary Burch…

35

Oh God.

He was giving me a ride home and had to clean stuff out of his passengers seat. He took the stuff out but left me a little momento as well.

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HAHAHHAHA LOL AT THIS WHOLE THREAD :mamoru:

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i hate those bastards that fart around me in bars and then it looks like i did it. then i dont know whether to overexagerrate the disgusted look on my face or act like it isnt there.