How to increase the value of your kitchen table by $4599

Simple, slap this beast on top of it-worth more then all faggot fixed gear bikes combined within a 1000000 mile radius




My brand fucking new bike!!! Weight, I don’t know exactly, but it feels like you are lifting up a piece of hollow styrafoam. I wanted to take a picture of my cock all over it, but I couldn’t hold the frame and fork and wip it out and then get the camera to take a good picture-I tried. Now to order up some new components.

I have the same toaster oven

what’s with the frog on the sink?

i have that coffee pot

I have the same frog its for holding sponges.

what’s the dog bone say on the cupboards?

should have put the $ into the kitchen so it doesnt look 20years old

Where did you purchase that knife set from?

Looks like one I saw at Macy’s yesterday

+2 WTF is with that frog and why do we have them?

Wohhhh does that old style phone actually work?

just because its expensive doesnt mean its fragile. remove placemats then build the fucking thing and ride.

What’s that FREE coupon for on your fridge?

It better do all the work, cause for that price i’m not pedalling shit.

lol. WIN!

Did you have to buy all new matching spandex?

I made a sammich with that same whole grain bread the other day!

What a fucking waste of money.

I definitely would have gone with better flooring than linoleum.

Love the wooden calender!

i need to put dishes that are on the drying rack away too.