“My plan to secure the border. Two words: Chuck. Norris,” says Huckabee, who stares into the camera before it cuts away to show Norris standing beside him.
“Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter who’ll protect our Second Amendment rights” on gun ownership, says the tough-guy actor, who takes turns addressing viewers.
“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist,” Huckabee says.
“Mike Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business,” Norris adds.
“When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down,” Huckabee says.
“Mike’s a principled, authentic conservative,” says Norris.
In closing, Huckabee says: “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be. I’m Mike Huckabee and I approved this message. So did Chuck.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071118/ap_on_el_pr/huckabee
I cant believe nobody thought about this sooner.