Husband jumps in river to escape nagging
A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging anymore.
Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post.
Members of the ship’s crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: “I can’t stand it any longer.”
They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt.
“While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him,” said one crewmate.
"The husband covered his ears again and said: ‘I need a break’ before jumping over the side into the rushing river.
“We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero.”
However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river.
“I felt I was dying, but even that’s better than my wife’s nagging,” he reportedly told the police.
The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou’s wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.
Source is some UK forum and doesn’t list a source, but it’s still funniest thing I’ve read in weeks.
