A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?” The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
3/10
why in ontopic though?
thought it was off topic… iwetodid. i went to north hills therefore i can’t read too well.
6/10 its kinda good
5/10…i hate being nagged
-10/10 because what this thread will turn into!
1/10 for effort.
:ugh2:
what happened to the jesus comment?
its ok
I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die
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OMG!!! LOL
I’ve heard the nagging wife thing before but its still funny