there is no boxes downstairs that look like they could be a popcorn maker…
:owned: by Santa
I told you its in your pantry. you just have to look harder.
pan and oil method kicks ass!
its just not the same…
Hahahaha can you seriously make popcorn that way ?
um yeah…
they didn;t have pop corn machines and microwaves decades upon decades ago.
check behind the desk. Santa likes to hide red ryder BB guns and popcorn machines behind the desk.
yeah, put a thin layer of oil in the pan and preheat the pan. add popcorn kernels. wait about 5 mins and shit will start popping.
dont toss in a bunch of kernels, or u will overflow the pan. i use a regular frying pan, but a pot works too.
just cover the bottom with oil. just cover the bottom with kernels. 
You’ll shoot your eye out 
go to CVS…they have a little table top one that looks like the old school cart type.
itsw pretty cool & not expensive…of course its not the real thing but its better then nothing.
its like this
or go to price is right and win it the old fashion way. they always have them on the show case show down.
haha i had a fucking cheap ass popcorn maker under the tree today
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