I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

Well those flapjacks of fat you call double d’s don’t look anything like a set of double d’s… But I’m used to seeing them on chicks half your size. I mean, I’ve been with some big bitches… But they know their sacks of fat aren’t anything to brag to a forum worth of dudes about.

When giving tit size, circumference of your stomach should be given as well. I don’t care about tits when the stomach sticks out further than the titties do.