That’s REALLY cute too, seeing as you’re probably used to fucking bimbo’s with so much silicon and plastic in them it makes BARBIE jealous. NOT my problem.
If I had tits like this and was as tiny as you think I should be, I’d fall over.
THAT SAID, my stomach does not stick out further than my tits do. You’re right though, I have gained weight… but guess what dumbass… I can lose weight and I’ll look good. You can’t fix STUPID and you damn sure can’t fix asshole. 
ONCE AGAIN… they’re D’s even when I have a flat stomach… ^5 on reading up on the forum though.
Why do any of you speak if you don’t bother reading?
They mean double dimples in their double chin…
Lol but you’re being made fun of by everyone in this thread and you’re too stupid to realize that. Trust me, chef Blythe… I’m not stupid.
from the TurboTravis school of forum posting:
Intro]
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout tape
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit’ a car
So first of all we gon’ work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass!
[Verse 1]
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don’t drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don’t disrespect your seed
It’s a party tonight and ooh she’s so excited
Tell me who’s invited: you, your friends and my dick
What’s scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came…
I came…
I came…
[Chorus:]
It’s been a week without me
And she feels weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Ain’t nothin to talk about less
She talks about freakin out so
Maybe we can work it out
Work it out [4x]
Maybe we could work it out
[Verse 2]
Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet
Ooh, girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still killa a ***** on 16 bars
We ain’t sweatin’ to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl if you ain’t fit girl I’ll hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz
4 door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas
[Chorus]
[Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background]
[Jill] Hi, may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye’s workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
And like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!
[Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin’ to Kanye’s workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13’s
put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what’s most importantly is that I ain’t gotta fuck Ray Ray’s
broke ass no mo’
(Work it mo’ juge it mo’ pump it mo, Chi-town mo’ let’s go mo’)
[Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama
and I just want to say since listenin’ to Kanye’s workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane
[Girl] Thanks to Kanye’s workout plan
I’m the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)
And I don’t gotta work at the mall again
[Beat changes]
(Lemme break ya wit’ a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(It’s that old Michael Jackson shit)
That’s right put in work, move your ass, go berserk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
It’s Kanye’s workout plan
I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
It’s Kanye’s workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y’all to clap like this)
That’s right, put in work
Move your ass, go berserk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
It’s Kanye’s workout plan (Ok bring)
I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan (I know y’all ain’t tired)
It’s Kanye’s workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (To give me a soul clap ok? Double time)
That’s right, put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass, go berserk (Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you deserve
That’s right, put in work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go berserk (Go berserk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)
That’s right, put in work (That’s right put in work)
Move your ass, go berserk (Go berserk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)
(Okay, okay, okay, that’s, that’d be good) [Applause and cheering]
(I appreciate your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Woah, yeah
Oh trust me… I understand that people are talking shit. But the shit MOST of these people are saying is COMPLETELY untrue and trust me… none of their dribble bothers me.
And there are a few people in here who are talking shit and poking fun and talk to me and have sent me PM’s and talk to me and AREN’T seriously talking shit.
PM… "congrats…
I’m not a fucking twig… thanks for letting me know that cuz I’d have NEVER known unless you told me. rolls eyes lol You’re a grown ass man, so fucking act like it. People wanna rag on other’s in here and talk shit that’s fine… most of them saying it in a joking manner and the one’s who don’t at LEAST let it seem like they could be joking."
You come in here throwing punches at Travis… Well they’re being thrown right back. Step off your high horse… You’re not awsome.
Added to Travis Content in battlefield 
WHOA… step off YOUR fucking high horse. I had a fucking REASON to come in here talking shit to that piece of crap failure of a human life form. DON’T fucking come talking shit to me about ANYTHING if you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. BOTTOM LINE, you came in late, you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about or why I even started on Travis’s case… NOR did you bother to find out why I hopped on his shit. So once again… fuck yourself.
What’s up Hooked?
You even said you’re the new kid on the block, well, you’re fucking annoying cause you beg for attention. No one gives a shit about your tits… take those pics down please. They’re gross…
would it make u feel better if i posted my moobs?:eek3
I’m not BEGGING for anything. I posted them cuz I fucking felt like it. If you don’t fucking like them DON’T FUCKING LOOK.
Guess what you cock sucking stupid mother fucker… I fought and almost died for my freedom of speech and you bet your god damn ass I’m going to fucking USE IT. So when I want to post pictures of WHATEVER FUCKING PART OF MY BODY I FEEL LIKE POSTING YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I WILL FUCKING POST THEM. If the moderator’s don’t like it, they can do whatever they want with it. Keep it, delete it, ban me… don’t give a fuck. But YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS you won’t be the one to get me to shut my mouth when I have something to say or post.
lol @ moobs… haven’t heard that word used before
And just because I’m the “new kid” doesn’t mean I haven’t known Travis for longer than I’ve been on the site… so for the umpteenth time… fuck yourself.
Yes.
really?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1?!:wow
lol Nah, I guess I’m “sheltered”… but I don’t think so.
takin pix as we speak:wierd
LMAO Oh joy.