I missed the birth of my son because...

WTF:beer2::lolham:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-maternity-dad-fail.jpg

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Meh, he skipped the boring part.

lol

pics of nurse?

awsome

that would be an epic find… who can find the nurse pics?

He must be a P I M P

AWSOME

what an absolute ZERO.

Mozilla Fire Fox tells me this is how to spell AWESOME.
Sorry had to…

Pics of nurse would be helpful :slight_smile:

haha pretty good.

I can’t believe stuff like this actually happens

The way this whole situation played out in my head is actually REALLY funny

I’m sorry but when I read “launched the sexual assault” I laughed my fucking ass off.

What a tool though lol.

That’s pretty damn funny!

Nurse was a fat dude.

i love this so bad.

Oh it’s ok he was just drunk.