I need a new alarm clock.

Well my alarm clock is dead, and sleeping on average 5 to 6 hours a night I need something just short of a nuclear bomb to make sure that I wake up.

Typical snooze button has gotten me in trouble before and cellphone alarms are not much help either.

Some choices for now

Jigsaw Puzzle Alarm Clock
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The Puzzle Alarm wakes you up by firing four puzzle pieces up in the air, then it is your mission to get the pieces and put them back in the alarm clock or it won’t turn off until then. Price:$52

Sfera alarm clock ![http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/sferathumb.jpg](http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/sferathumb.jpg)

The Sfera alarm clock hangs from the ceiling above your bed. When the alarm goes off, you can reach up and touch it to activate the snooze function causing it retract towards the ceiling. When snooze goes off again, you have to reach higher to activate the snooze again. Each time you activate the snooze function the alarm retracts a little higher to the point that you get your butt out of bed.

Clocky
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When you hit Clocky’s snooze button, he will roll off of the nightstand, fall to the floor, and run around the room, searching for a place to hide. When the alarm sounds again, you have to get out of bed to find it and turn it off. He finds a new spot everyday, “kind of like a hide-and-seek game”.Video of Clocky in action.

Price:$50

This is not related but makes for a fantastic prank.

Sonic Grenade Alarm
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The Sonic Alarm will wake pretty well anything up. Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic “fire in the hole” and lob the grenade into the sleeper’s room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That’s not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in. Price:$19 :ahh

Some close contenders that work good in theory but not practice were the
bomb diffusal alarm

And the flyer alarm
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I like the one that runs away and hides! :excited

lmao, the one that runs away and hides is FTW!

I need one… I never fucking wake up in the morning. :headbang

seriously some of these are great

but i have a feeling at one point i would get annoyed and break something

word. I’m really going to buy one of those choices…

Vlad where did you find those?

i would be getting awfully aggrivated dealing with this nonsense. just get a regular alarm. BFD VLAD!

Regular alarms have one big flaw, they are way too easy to shut off and in a sleep deprived mind set, you I have had a tendency to completely shut them off or turn them off and having no memory of it, even though I clearly remember setting it the night before.

Snooze is way too easily activated. The regular alarm clocks let you decide whether you want to wake up or not, I want a clock that will force me to get up one way or another.

Most of these have to be ordered online, you got the names of the clocks in the post.

A few like Clocky are available at stores such as Target.

I remember seeing an interview with the girl that invented Clocky, shes doing real well now.

ya i tore my sleep button out of my alarm clock completely when i used to go to school

i found that i best wake up when good music is playin

so if i had to do it again, i would have my pc set to have an alarm and blast my media player library at whatever time it needed to wake me up, and when i loud music, with good bass is goin on, i wake up alot easier and its alot better :slight_smile:

Just put your alarm clock out of reach so you have to move to shut it off, problem solved.

That’s my problem, I just hit snooze like 5 times and eventually shut it off without knowing…missed class like 8 times so far because of that :headbang

I just have mine in the opposite corner of my room and once I turn it off I go immediately to the bathroom and splash my face with cold water and put my contacts in. Then I’m pretty much forced to get in the shower and get on with the morning ;D

Thats how I do it, make it so you have to get out of bed to turn off the alarm.

I would absolutely break the one that hides. That would not be funny at 4am.

My normal alarm clock is across the room and crazy loud so I have to get out of bed to shut it off.

It’s also on Channel 1031 which will play the same 4 songs I hate over and over and over and over and over.

:rofl mine too

:rofl

hahaha

i should make a program, with my limited skills, that starts up windows media player, at the given time and rasies the pc volume to 100 and blasts the fuckin shit until u solve a complicated math problem

Hey vlad, I have one of those Helicopter alarm clocks here if your interested… Never even opened the box…

do it

and I just noticed the helicopter one when matt said something…that could get dangerous :rofl

Thats what I had to do

When I lived at Siena I used to set my computer to blast my iTunes as my alarm clock… In flames playing through my $200 setup at 8am woke me up pretty quick… as well as my room mate… and several people down the hall :rofl

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