Your schwartz is bigger than mine.
the snozberries taste like snozberries
Boop, Boop, Beeeeeee Boop. Shwwwwwwww Swwwwwwrrrrrrrr Boop.
Sir, we lost the radar sir…
:word:
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
What are you so happy about?
Dude, I almost had you!
Almost had me? Almost had me, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you almost had your car!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
:gay3:
Hey, I don’t blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too.
I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.
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Take it upstairs Einstien! You can’t detail a car with the cover on. Can’t even get that right.
My car topped out at 140 today
I need two of the nitrous tanks…the big ones.
"Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
HAHAHHAHAH YES!
this thread rules.
