I smell skanks

where’d ya get that car blondie the bottom of a crackerjack box

heh good one fonzzy

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-994916654644459803

“Too soon jr” as posted before
&
ricer fly by!

you know for the fast and the furious, when that movie came out, it was pretty cool. nice cars, and alot of action. even tho the cars came out of a cracker jack box.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine…

PC load letter?!

Sounds like a case of the Mondays…

You know how, uh, when you grab a woman’s breast, and you feel it, and it, uh, feels like a bag of sand?

even the cops are hollywood in hollywood

i dont blame you, i’d get off on her servailence photos too pal

“I didn’t want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle of yours.”

“I love my turtle…”

What the FUCK does that mean?

Littering and…

littering and smoking the refer… Now to teach you boys a lesson, officer Rabbit and I gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag…

I don’t want a large. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola.

I don’t know what that is…

Maybe you should just go by Mike…Why?? I had a perfectly good name until that no talent ass clown won a couple grammys.

Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die… Hmm, should have gone with (a).

Smoke my pole!

granny shifting not double clutching like u should

Vince: Talk to me Jesse something aint right
Jesse: Its you’re fuel map…its got a nasty hole. Lengthen the injector pulse a millisecond and tune you’re NOS Timer and you’ll run 9s

“God damn street racers!”

Get out! This is a no office humor zone.

Litre is French for…

give me my fuckin cola before i break YOUR FUCKING LIP!