If You Thought The Transporter 2 Was Bad...

Yikes… How are they going to explain this one?

I thought the first one was pretty good. I didn’t think they could do action through the whole movie, but they pulled it off.

Right, but he’s supposed to be dead… I wonder how they will explain how he lived…

i actually thought crank sucked. but jason statham is fun to watch.

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

WTF?!?!?!?!

EXXXXXXXXXXACTLY… WTF indeed…

:lol:

Surely this is a joke?

The first one kicked ass.

sounds like a spoof lol. like the scary movies.

talk about being original…lets go from regular jolts of adrenaline to jolts of electricity.

at the end of the movie isn’t there a reflection in his eye or something of him walking? maybe im crazy.

If you remember the beginning of Crank 1…
eh lemme remind you & take some pictures.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2326/introzq2.jpg
The Movie IS a video game.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1894/fpsnx5.jpg

Anything is possible.

He blinked at the end. I would think his body would be crushed after he bounced off pavement but meh, im fucking stoked.

in video games you get more than one life

omgwtfhax godmode

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d/2/4d28e534de4935e0e1f020bd2619e2f3.jpg

I thought crank was pretty sweet.
It was like the first movie I ever actually bought legit.
But then again, I only own 3 movies to this day.
So what do I know =S

I like his movies.
I’m actually kinda excited tbh.

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

crank was one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my entire life.

i was insulted that it was produced and that they charged money to see it.

absolute garbage film making.

i’m not surprised they are making a sequel

ok wow this is like 3 things I agree with you on lately! wtf

must be a prequel lol

simple fix.

usb cable, active sync, and hope windows doesn’t crash.

there, i just ruined the whole movie