hello all… a lot of you know me, some dont.
im sam
i drive a 97 eclipse gsx and a 99 scooby 2.5rs
matt and howie will try to tell you i am morbidly obese. however, i am just MILDLY obese. dont let them fool you. they are in fact fatter than most, including myself.
anyways, kudos to all those involved in this sites creation. i think the powers that be here will do a great job 
Don’t lie fat-ass… WELCOME!!
damn noobs :rolleyes:
welcome!
its a lie, i have seen him with my own eyes. he is an easy 350lbs
im actually 365lbs.
and im 5’2"
oh shit, who am i kidding, people roll me around everywhere i go. my fat actually has engulfed my elbows and knees… :lol:
Didn’t you lose the remote in one of your rolls of fat too? “I gotta change the channel, where is the remote? Fuck it, I can watch Martha Stewart’s Home Living…”
I felt better about myself when I met sam.
Sweet do you like to ski, ride bikes, or camp? If you do will you go out with me on a date? 
i guess you are never gonna get rid of that nickname 
welcome import warrior 
Uhhh, he was here before you , postwhore…
lol…
welcome, dude! lol
-cal
whats up Sammy… you’re not fat, just plump.
and big boned…
:noob:
pleasantly plump? 
Hey fatty fat fatso!