…and you’re not.
me > you.
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hoegarden, a stoned mother must of thought of that name when planting her flowers
hoegaarden is older than the human race… Amoebas founded the brewery billions of years ago… in Belgium… or Holland… or the Nederlands… are they all the same place?
Not true
Dick clark founded it back in the mid-evil times
drink from your ho’s garden? 
:lickmahpu
Amsterdam > *
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i just took the biggest shit… I feel like I gave birth through my ass… Maybe eating an entire pizza for lunch was a bad idea… i’m going to go get some HoHos to eat.
Yeah i hate those. But you have such a feeling of accomplishment afterwards. I still remember a shit I took in 6th grade. Just got back off the bus from a field trip to D.C… ran in the bathroom and unloaded. looked down, and it was a thing of beauty. No one would have bet against any animal smaller than a horse pinching that loaf out. It was so nice i had to admire it for a few minutes, and then thought about sneaking over into the next stall so when I left it for the next person to admire there would be no TP disrupting the view. But instead I just used as little as possible, and it all worked out fine.
i used 3/4 of a roll of Charmin (six flushes)… i thought the wiping would never end… IBIGETCOLONCANCERANDDIE
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you get some taintal smearage? 3/4 of a roll = :eek4:
or was it poop wipe poop wipe poop wipe?
i have a wiping technique so there’s no smearage, but I wipe until there isn’t a micron of a notion of shit on the paper… my ass is really hairy though, so i’m at it for a while…
Color of Proclaimed POOP? pics ?
no pics, but the color was peanut butter-esque…