:nod I’m back!! :rofl
and still FAILING to wear men’s pants.
obviously.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :ohsnap
i have not been on in days i missed it . happy holidays vlad . is there x miss in russia?
McFailin
dude fail thet dont celabrate its a sin over there against religion :idiots
ha Fu**er they do
New Year’s Day is one of the most favorite holidays in Russia. On the New Year’s Eve Russians decorate fir-trees, hide presents for each other underneath them, make fireworks, cook delicious meals, set the table and celebrate in the joyous company of family and friends. The integral part of this holiday are Farther Frost and his granddaughter “Snegurochka” (a snow girl). For the first time this holiday was proclaimed by Peter The Great’s order dated back to January 20th, 1700. Nowadays many celebrate coming of the New Year twice - on January 1st and 14th (which corresponds to January 1st in the Julian calendar, used in Russia before 1918).
Orthodox Christmas: This period from 7th till 19th of January is the best period for telling fortunes, as it is the Saint Christmas week, when people have fun, wear fancy clothes and travel from one home to another asking for favors. During Christmas holidays people try to be better, purer; it is time for good deeds. Christmas is the holiday of waiting for miracles, a unique mixture of folk and Christian customs and traditions.
Defender of the Motherland Day, also known as The Army Day, or Men’s Day, is a tribute to all the generations of Russian soldiers from the ancient times till modern days, to all those who courageously defended our Motherland from invaders. On this day the entire masculine population - from boys to old men - receive special greetings and presents. Women have a wonderful opportunity to convey their warmest and kindest feelings to the loved ones and to indulge them with sings of attention and affection.
International Women’s Day was born at a time of great social turbulence and crisis, and thus initially was associated with a tradition of protest and political activism. On March 8, 1857 textile female-workers of New York held a rally against low wages and bad labor conditions. In 1910 to commemorate these events the International Women’s Congress in Copenhagen proclaimed this date as the International Women’s Day to be marked annually. In Russia it has been celebrated since 1913 and now is also treated as the first spring holiday, which cherishes the love for and beauty of the Russian women and women all over the world.
Spring and Labor Celebration dates its history back to May 1st, 1886, when the workers of Chicago went on strike and demanded that the workday be cut from 15 hours down to 8 hours. In Russia this holiday was celebrated for the first time on May 1st, 1890 as the International Workers’ Solidarity Day. In 1997 it received its current name.
Victory Day is one of the most sacred holidays for the Russian people. Russia commemorates on this day the dozens of millions of its countrymen fallen in World War II. Flowers and wreaths are laid on the wartime graves. Veterans come out into the streets wearing their military decorations and medals. The entire nation pays tribute to the eternal sacrifice that ensured its future.
Russia Day celebrates the adoption in 1991 of the Declaration of Sovereignty of the Russian Federation, which opened the current page in the history book of our country and is considered to be its official National Holiday.
Civil Unity Day, though being a newly adopted holiday, refers to a critical point in Russian history and honors the liberation of Moscow on November 4th, 1612 from the Polish invaders - in great manifestation of the national unity - by a people’s army consisting of all classes of the Russian society.
ya fucker ya caught on didnt ya :lol
Orthodox Christmas: This period from 7th till 19th of January is the best period for telling fortunes, as it is the Saint Christmas week, when people have fun, wear fancy clothes and travel from one home to another asking for favors. During Christmas holidays people try to be better, purer; it is time for good deeds. Christmas is the holiday of waiting for miracles, a unique mixture of folk and Christian customs and traditions.
= vlad dresing like a pimp and going to every ones house and asking for head ok well i want to go to russia now
Cliffail?..
doesnt work loser now ya failllll
yea for sure, so where is this party at? i’ll prolly fail enough to miss it !
Not my house. It FAILS to be big enough for a party.
OMG, can we shut the fuck up with the Fail word people. Its like saying “awesome” in the 80’s. Totally GAY.
Oh and I’d Ban MK 30 R for being a Grinch. And LConrad for not commenting in this thread…
there’s way too many people taking a forum seriously IMO. :nod so people talk shit on the internet, this forum is certainly no exception. a lot of the shit that goes down on here is just busting balls and nothing else. some of the travis shit hashonestly gone a little far. in person he acts wayyyy different then on here, and there are a lot of members that fall in to the same criteria. its all e-muscles on here, but in public, the complete opposite. I’m not saying that travis hasn’t set himself up for some of the abuse he gets, but seriously it does get a bit old sometimes. bottom line is we are all adults, sorta :confused, so we should be able to discuss any issues openly. i don’t really think the mods on here are “nazi’s” but some of the moderation has probably gone a bit far IMO. again, that’s just an opinion. i’m not knocking r-speed or anything, but i see no need to go there, whether i’m a member of this site or not. that forum is pretty dull. people off here shouldn’t be going on there talking shit about this forum either. its a good forum IMO. vlad built a successful site from the ground up. we owe it to him to NOT turn this in to shit. its rather lax on here, in its rules/ regulations if you ask me. i’m a member of a bunch of auto forums, and they are a TON more strict than shift is. i’m open for debate.
I guess you just FAIL to find the humor in it all. :tong
Yeah, I find it to be old humor, but not “knock knock joke” old, but like “what kinda dog doesnt have a tail” old. See what I mean? It was funny, origionally. After 304857 fail threadss, it just lost it’s kick.
I fail to see why I bothered to care enough to post to be honest. I guess thats just what we do here / we talk to talk /
don’t you have a minora to light?