In the market for a truck

[Wayne64SS]

@zee oh sex

^you bought a truck wayne?

Yes, yes indeed.


@JRubino

^^ Good post and great info. I would like to consider a full size and may not rule it out. For the money, full size is the only way to go but my problem is parking a full size truck in my neighborhood or in my driveway. My street is almost always completely jam packed and my driveway is really narrow. My girlfriends father has a full size GMC and is going to be stopping by today so I’m going to have him try to pull it into the driveway and see if it’ll fit.

I looked at the Dakota and it is a bigger mid-size truck but it is so ugly in my opinion. The Nissan and Toyota are bigger then the Colorado and the Canyon which is why I ruled the Chevy/GMC out. I will only consider buying a domestic truck if I’m going to go full size.

For the most part I’m not doing heavy duty hauling like you probably are. I’m mostly doing work around my house, hauling a lawn mower, the occasional side job here and there. Anything that would require something with a full size truck, I could borrow from a friend or family member.

Here’s the deal. Buying a truck is like buying a tool. Buy the biggest and the best god damn tool you can afford at the time. You’re going to get a small truck and then find all these fucking awesome uses for it that IT WON’T FUCKING HANDLE.

Am I going to tow with that fucking monstrosity all the time? FUCK NO

Am I really ever going to need that truck? MAYBE but I gotta buy a truck anyway and you can do ANYTHING with something like this. ANYTHING.

Do I have a small penis and this truck makes me feel better? YES I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. NO THE TRUCK DOES NOT HELP THAT.

I’ve been in the situation where I’ve had to small of a truck (97 Nissan hardbody - first truck) I couldn’t do SHIT with it except put a quad in the bed. Fucking wouldn’t make it up a damn hill without downshifting and running it at 5k all the time.

My previous truck was a 99 F250 v10 with an auto. I LOVED that god damn truck, but the gas mileage was equivalent to a fully loaded semi. The truck would take anything I threw at it, but Fords automatic isn’t that great and the v10 is not as powerful as some like. I never had a problem with mine, i towed 5k with it once and you’d never know it was there. The best part about a fullsize truck is having a bed that’s worth a damn. Don’t get a fucking crew-cab-neutered-bed-bitch-mobile that you can’t even put sheetrock in. Point is - the point of having a truck is to be able to use it for everything and anything. Buy a TRUCK, don’t buy a glorified sport utility.