There are probably a good number of reasons this wouldnt work, but interesting all the same:
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead
Of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the
money
On lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You
can
Call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay
them
$1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
Stipulations:
They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered -
Auto
Industry fixed.
They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.
It can’t get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their
Constituents pay their taxes…
I don’t pay taxes so that a section of society can get a million dollar check. If you were to start that, you would open the flood gates for every welfare sucking POS to get the same, and then single parents, and kids in college, oh but there too young, they will need more.
Of course, giving money hand over fist to companies, is just as fucked up. How many man hours did, or will it take for the taxpayers to repay all of that money?
Flame away, tell me its not “my money” and that your more than happy to pay for such a program