INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth
$49.00 .
With Enron,
you would have had
$16.50 of your original $1,000
With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left of your original $1,000
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had:
$214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
what if you’re drinking from a barrel?
use the wood barrel in a burner and save on gas bills for heat…
l invested 30 seconds in this thread and ended up with nothing.
you read too slow.
if you drink out of a keg… you would still have some money back out of it bye turning in the kegs. 
wow this tread is worthless…
if you would have bought a case of 86-87 fleer basketball cards for 200 bucks back then, it is now worht 80 grand
or how bout a case of 1952 topps baseball cards 30 bucks back then now worth 3 million