An inflatable pink flamingo
A flashing red light
Red beads
Noisemakers
Two vuvuzelas
A super soaker that’s 15 years old
Two giant Polish flags
Polka til you drop 3 disc set.
Oh wait those are just what’s left over after the Dyngus Day Parade
I just keep the essential shit.
-I small bag of misc screw drivers, wrenches, zip ties, duct tape, etc. Basically emergency shit.
-Some oil, brake fluid, wiper fluid.
-rags, a blanket, a coat and gloves
-gas can
-medical kit
-skateboard, tennis balls, lax sticks
All surprisingly tucked neatly in my trunk with plenty of room for a hockey bag (full of dead hookers)