I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year,and
we’d decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one
thing was my fiance’s younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was
twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She
would
regularly bend down near me and I enjoyed many pleasant views of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate… I didn’t notice her doing this
near anyone else.
One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me - just once - before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me.”
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of
the
house, and began walking directly toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes, he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed
our
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to our family!”
So, the moral of the story is…
Always keep your condoms in your car.