kidney and lung for sale.

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for sale… 1 kidney and 1 lung…

$500,000 each

must go, need the $ to pay medical bills.

note… this post is sarcasm.

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i think swifty needs that kidney ASAP

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Will you do financing?

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swifty is more in need of a liver… not a kidney.

no financing… cash up front so i dont have to reposess

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:idiots

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for 1 night only you can win a date wit travs mom tickets are 100 each …p/m trav or myself if interested

p.s she likes it when ya play barry manilow and smak her ass

p.s.s thread is a joke

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if im gettin the $… hell i dont give a shit… she needs to get laid.

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Well its a start. By 30 i say all his organs need replacing

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I could use a spare liver- is there a core charge?

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i will seriously sell a kidney for $495,000.00

cash up front, delivery upon death. i totally stole that from someone but i’m not really currently sure who.

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I have a lower mileage kidney, type o neg, shit’s universal.

$550k shipped, $549,960 picked up.

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You can get a kidney cheap in Tibet. :ninja I’m not paying more than $3k. Getting it successfully transplanted is the expensive part.

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What a bullshit lowball ::slight_smile:

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can I still buy tickets for the travis mom date what’s your pay pal. She shaved her butt and face this week right?

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:rofl

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sure ill make sure she shaves and brushes her teeth for the whole package

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my kidney is on sale this week only $450k shipped with lower miles than bennyfizzle ;D

p.s. why are we keeping this thread going?

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Because this thread does not involve arguments just yet :lol